(To the tune of “Blame Canada”)

[Verse 1]
Times have changed, our leaders have gone cold,
They shred the Constitution, just to pander and to scold.

[Bridge]
Should we blame Donald Trump?
Or those GOP thugs?
Or all the crazy rants they air on FOX & Friends with mugs?

[Chorus]
No!
Blame Biden! Blame Biden!
With his beady little eyes,
And his whisper-voice of lies.

Blame Biden! Blame Biden!
We need a full assault,
It’s clearly all his fault.

[Verse 2]
Don Jr.’s off the rails, he met the Proud Boys crew.
Now he’s got a tiki torch and thinks birds are not true.

Elon had my photo once, he thought that I was swell,
But now he tweets I’m Satan and says I should go to hell!

[Chorus]
Blame Biden! Blame Biden!
It’s all gone wrong since he arrived
We barely are alive!

Blame Biden! Blame Biden!
He’s barely even President, okay?

[Verse 3]
We could’ve had the Epstein list, it’s true,
But Biden torched it all like a piggy barbecue!

Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the flame?
Or the interns in the West Wing who let him play the game?

[Chorus – Big Finale]
Nooooo!
Blame Biden! Blame Biden!
With his woke-ified kablooey crew,
And that bitch Kamala too.

Blame Biden! Shame on Biden!
The fun we must prevent!
Let’s rally, scream, and pitch a tent

Before someone
Thinks of blaming
Us!