Everyone is talking about me being mean to the illegals immigrants.  All the time.  I’m tired of all this criticism.  I’m only doing what the people, me, want you know.  Nothing less!  But I’m trying hard not to be mean.  You know like I think I might have stopped deporting people to the Gulf of the America.  Turns out there are a lot of people out there like boating or something and you just can’t like push people out of airplanes because of cell phones now.  That is why I am mandating that everyone in the country has to get my new TRUMP PHONE.  It has a lot of cool features, like an always on microphone hooked directly up to my special TRUTH AI, GROPe Ai (much better than Grok Ai) to listen for any anyone making fun of me or just so I have something to do when I am alone in my hydrobaric chamber trying to fight off the grim reaper for another week.  10-0 Death!  You don’t scare me! GROPe Ai will automatically tell my ICE (coolest name ever) agents where to pick up these newest deportees.  Anyway, when I make everyone own the TRUMP PHONE I will be able to just hit a new button on my desk and just turn them all off.  That is how Barron is explaining it to me.  You know how many people I can deport if all the phones have been blanked out?  A LOT.  No video evidence either.  WINNING!

So I am floating around too ideas for these illegals immigrants.  First is that Alligator Alcatraz that I built in my home state of Florida.  That place is great!  It’s has lots of fresh air with the leaky tents that I had built and listen to this, no guards!  That is the best part.  You know why they call it Alligator Alcatraz?  Because there are a lot of alligators in Florida!  They are like the guards!  I don’t even have to pay them.  Every once in a while some illegals immigrants try to get back to their kids or something and run into the swamp and DUN DUH DUNNDUNN, that is like that Pitfall music.  And those alligators?  They are happy to stick around and just swim around the place keeping everyone else in line.  Can you imagine?  Gives me the chills thinking about those death rolls.  I saw that once on that Mutual of Nebraska TV show with Marty McFly.  Wild something.  Anyway, I am also selling a bunch of ALLIGATOR ALCATRAZ merch on my MAGAid site, http://www.thegreatestgrifteverfuckamerica.gov. Be sure to get your special I FED THE ‘GATORS shirts and hats, available while supplies and illegals immigrants last.

Also, because of the traitor Musk I am also thinking about how I can denaturalize citizens now.  Like I think that if the america makes a person a citizen then it should be able to unmake them a citizen two.  So I am exploring that as well.  I have to get that Musk out of here and back to Greenland.  He knows to much and he has like some kind of TRUTH SOCIAL copy or something to write all these lies about me.  Everyone keeps telling me that if I do that then that opens the door to Melonia and 5/4ths of my kids being deported.  You think I care about that?  WINNING!