You know, as a perfect male specimen—Tall, virile, big boned, blonde, virile, straight and virile I have a vested interest in the entire female body.  Straight men and women (maybe bi is okay, not sure?) need to be making babies to fuel this great nation of ours, the america.  Right now we have huge baby making problems and I am pretty sure that Cancer Joe is at fault!  The Biden administration was really bigly on the LGBGUTBIAL+/- groups.  As a god fearing christian, I am against all of those letter combinations.  The main issue is that anyone other than 1 man or 1 woman (is bi okay?  Can I get a gordita supreme ruling on that?) can make a baby.  LGBGUTBIAL-/+ people cannot make any babies!  That is biblical science, plain and simple.  It’s right there in the biblical science textbook, King James Version.  All these gender confused people, they are creating a huge strain on the America, you know.  Taking up resources, but not contributing anything.  I know that it is “hip” to be “out of the closet” these days but we need more babies in this country!  Think of the country like a great big Trump branded business.  Businesses need employees and babies are like the future employees!  More babies = more dollars from tariffs and I really need those tariffs to help fund my white house and Mar-A-loG-o renovations and whatever else I can think of to spend that money on.  No babies, and the country goes bankrupt like so many of my great big Trump branded businesses.

So we need people to start making these babies.  Step one is make it really hard to be LGBGUTBIAL^2 again in the america.  We need to turn back the clock to 1955 on this one, no one was LGBGUTBIAL#3 back then!  You know, I saw a documentary about this one time.  Get that Doc Brown on the phone right now! We need a DeLorean time machine that can hold everyone in the america, start taking them back to when it was bad to be LGBGUTIBAL++.  Once that happens, no one will be LGBGUTBIAL anymore.  They will go back to making babies and boom, BABY BOOM!  You know, I was also really banking on my beautiful, one-day Irap war that I started to jumpstart another baby boom.  You know, there was like a huge baby boom after Saving Private Ryan and I thought for sure that after I dropped the bunker busters on Irap that all the guys would go and drop some bombs on their women, BUT NO!  LGBGUTBIAL< LGBGUTBIAL strikes again! 

WE NEED THE BABIES!  That is why it is so odd that I am against birthright citizenship!  Babies are being born in the america from illeigals immigrants (maybe bi?) and those babies are like future employees two.  JP Vince thinks they are the wrong babies I guess.  So we came up with a new plan to entice women into having babies.  Motherhood Metals!  You have a lot of kids and help boost the population of future workers and tariff-payers and you get a really nice metal.  Spiffy! You know, this idea really resonated with me—must be my strong German upbringing. No idea why though. Just a feeling. A strong, nationalistic, medal-covered feeling.