All I want to do is make the america great again. It’s a simple goal. Not complicated. Take the america, which is clearly not great (thank you, Sleepy Cancer Joe), and then make it great. How? Easy. I bypass Congress and the Gordita Supreme, cancel DEI, deport some people, and maybe ignore a few laws, nothing major. Totally presidential.  But then, the protestors show up. Always with the signs and the chants and the throwing rocks.  They’re very disrespectful, these people. And honestly? I don’t like being questioned. I was elected, possibly several times, depending on how you count. So why should I listen to losers holding cardboard?  I mean, they say like authoritarianism is bad, but what if it’s good when I’m the one doing it? Ever think of that? 

I wonder what My Struggle has to say about this?  Turns out a lot!  Heil Hitler, you know in the Germany, he totally understood branding. HEY! Did you happen to see that gift that German leader guy gave me? You know, my German guy, Freddy Merch. Isn’t that a great name? Merch. Makes me want to buy things. Anyway, he gave me, during a recent visit to the Gold Office, a framed copy of my father’s birth certificate directly from the Germany. Proving once and for all that he was born in Germany! I am an Aryan! Can you believe it? I told everyone that my like my perfect blond hair and orange skin were superior German jeans that I got from my father being German (NOT AMERICAN AS THE FAKE NEWS WANT TO SAY ALL THE TIME). You know they love me in the Germany, it’s like one of my favorite states to visit.  Anyway, you take people who disagree with you, and you call them the enemy. You say they’re dirty. Dangerous. Diseased. You make up little nicknames. You get the crowd booing. Eventually, people forget they were ever just, people.  That’s genius, honestly. Terrible! Horrifying! But genius. I would never do that, of course. So now I’m testing it out. I call protestors “insurrecto-woke-looters”. That’s three bad words in one. I call the press “fake”, the immigrants “invaders”, and Cancer Joe Biden, “Cancer Joe Biden”.  It’s fun! And the best part? Some people eat it up.

So now, I got the people thinking all these protestors and illegals are criminals and invaders!  Now I can send in the troops to start clearing them out, arresting and deporting them.  Citizen or not?  Who cares!  They made the mistake of protesting me!  People might say that’s not democracy!  No, it’s better.  Because in my america, we don’t ask people to stop protesting. We tell them. And if they don’t listen? Maybe we shoot rubber bullets at them. Maybe real ones? Depends how I’m feeling that day.  But don’t worry. It’s not fascism.  It’s freedom.  As long as you agree with me.