OH!  I hate that Leon Musk so much! I used to love him, now I hate him! Why is friendship so hard?  You know, he is an illegals immigrant.  Just how the hell did he get access to me and the old and smelly white house?  This is an outrage!  I’m going to find out about this breach of security.  I’ll get names!  I don’t have them right now, but I’ll get them.  You know.  When I first let Loen buy my presidency everyone was happy, so happy.  I had one of the “good guys” in my corner.  Like he like is a freaking astronaut!  I was so happy to have like his friendship.  I thought we were going to be BFFFFFFFs forever.  I even gave him a gold key to the white house I was so happy with all that money that he gave me.  But something happened to him.  His illegals immigrant just came out and he started to be critical of my bigly beautifuls billy.  You showed your true colors on that one.  I don’t care if the BBB adds 2.5 trillion to the deficit.  You think I even know or understand what that even is?  NO!  You know I think he let this DODGE thing go to his head or something.  Like that was something that was real and that he was “saving the country money”.  Sorry Olen!  It was a joke.  A joke all along.  I only wanted you to gut the government like I can’t.  And you were very successful at doing that for me for the most part.  Some hiccups along the way but you took all the heat for the dismantling key government people and offices that were against my eventual kinglyship.  You see how people rioted and smashed and vandalized those Tesleas?  You’re stock tanked and your starship blew up.  Oh Loen, don’t cry.  I played you like a harp from hell. 

Now you are coming after me on your pathetic copy of TRUTH.  TwatX or something.  Whatever it is called, it is nothing compared to my TRUTH social.  I saw a twat about how the Epstein report isn’t being released because I am in it.  WELL DUH!  Don’t you know anything about me?  I was BFFFFs with the guy. You know, Elon, before you I had Jeff. He is another one where the friendship was hard, so hard.  There are so many pictures of us together. 

There are news and magazine articles where I am talking about him.  I flew on his plane and then later leased it out to use during my campaign!  You think I was just doing that because I had a passing acquaintance with Jeff?  I was his fucking second dick.  You would have to be some kind of MAGA supporter not to know that I was in cahoots with the Epstein.  Of course I’m in the report.  That is exactly why I gave all those fools a copy of what had already been released. All the parts where I am not in it! That’s all that will ever be released. You know, you took your best shot and missed Olne!  Now get ready to be deported?  Wait, you were made a naturalized citizen in 2002?  Who cares? You think something like that will stop me?  The minute you criticized me you unnaturalized yourself.  Get Epstein’s plane ready for this Musk.  I think he will enjoy the fresh air at 15,000 feet.