You know, ever since I was a little lad I have always been really unsecure.  DON’T LAUGH.  Like, I always felt that I wasn’t good enough for my dad or brother or anyone.  That is why I have to hide my very small hands and feet all of the time.  I’m very unsecure about them, being so small.  You know the old saying about feet is right, you know.  So I try to hide my hands, which is so hard though.  So hard.  I talk a lot through my hands so I just have to keep them moving so no one can see how small they are.  I try to hide my feet.  Have you looked at my shoes lately!  They look all floppy and my actual heel is outside of the shoe because the platforms are so high.  I walk on basically stilts leaning forward like I am going to just topple over.  The shoes are like clown shoes or something.  They are just so long.  It totally looks like I am wearing empty shoes.  I wish I could really be myself sometimes instead of having to stumble around trying to wear platform clogs that are 3 sizes too big.  You have no idea how tough it is to hide all of these defects from my MAGA base.  They demand power and perfection and I am just a broken down unsecure 78 year old man.  Being big and powerful and gold is like my persona or something, but I am so tired of having to carry this weight around.  You know, I am so unsecure with myself that I am forced to surround myself with the biggest dummies and losers just because I can’t have them shine brighter than me.  This is like a real psychological issue!  This is why any little dig or setback or imagined slight causes me to fly off in TRUTH posting rage at all hours of the night.  My latest idea to help my unsecurity is to make every single new government hire write an essay about how great my executive orders are.  They are all just so great.  Like I am not even sure how any of them will be able to pick one to praise me because there are so many.  Every single one has been a success and not at all challenged in any court or ruled unconstitutional.  How are these people going to pick anything to write an essay about me?  If I had to do this, I would like freeze up because there are so many best choices.  I can’t wait to start seeing these essays.  I told that person.  Charles Xavier over there that I wanted these essays delivered to me first thing each morning so I can shake off my late night rage posting and screaming at the TV by reading something nice about me for a change.  It will be a nice break.  I am so tired.