You know.  A lot of my problems are from that Cancer Joe Biden.  All my problems.  He is actively trying to ruin my very beautiful and successful 47^st Presidency.  You know, it was already super successful but imagine how much more successful if that Steeling Joe Biden didn’t steel that election from me.  You know it was steeling right?  I think we are pretty much on the same page about it being steeling from me.  I could’ve been 4546 and not 4547 if it wasn’t for that Crooked Joe Biden.  You know, 4546 adds up to 19 while 4547 adds up to 20.  It makes a huge difference.  Numbers. 

So many problems that I caused were actually Biden’s you know.  So many.  Like that crummy stock market.  Like when I entered office it was like so high and people were like happy.  Stockholders.  You know.  Then I announce my sweeping tariffs and BOOM stocks start dropping like Melonia’s panties when she sees that awful Gavel Newsome.  ALL BIDEN!  Biden market crash!  And the wave of illegals immigrants that came into the country from the OPEN DOOR policy of Biden!  All those planes crashing because DODGE made huge unresearched cuts across the FAA.  ALL BIDEN!  You see how he is sabotaging me.  I can’t escape all the stuff he is messing up for me in my super successful 47^st (should have been 46^rd) presidency!  So I think I have made it pretty clear that everything good that is happening.  What is happening that is good right now?  I’ll come back to that and everything bad is from Biden.  So much bad things happening right now from that Bad Joe Biden.

Anyway, know I find out that maybe that Sleepy Joe might have been a robot or some kind of mechanical man acting like Joe Biden!  Maybe a robotic clone?  I don’t understand the science.  If Joe Biden is a robot then that changes everything!  I am almost sure that a robot cannot be President of the america.  If that is the case then I really didn’t lose the election!  Robot Joe Biden’s whole presidency is void!  I mean I know it has to be true because some MAGA person on my super successful (and more popular then twatX) TRUTH posted it.  Noone on there would post anything that was not the TRUTH.  It’s in the name.  Like even you try to post something not true, the TRUTH AI, GROPe™ (much better than that Leon’s GROK) like catches it and turns it into a TRUTH!  Isn’t that amazing?  Like so much computer and stuff.  They have like computers thinking for me and everything now, just like that Robot Joe!  He probably just has a calculator for his brain or something.  That would explain why he was always glitching out and stuff and the whole meandering while answering questions and wandering off all confused.  Hey, some of these sound familiar!  WAIT! This is so creepy. How do I know for sure that I wasn’t replaced by a robot clone? A perfect robot clone would be like punchcarded to think they were real.  Get me a MIRROR and a SCREWDRIVER.  I have to know for sure.